You have no idea how much I miss being able to slam down a big tall iced coffee loaded with cream and sugar and just rush through 12 hours of work like it was nothing.

Just up from trying to get a little power nap with no luck, so surrendering to just getting to work tired and burned out. WAH WAH! What else is new?

This is the last little self indulgent blog I’m allowing myself, from here on out it’s going to be nothing but the sort of “professional” stuff that doesn’t scare people off, the usual run of the mill boring press releases. I’ve said it before, but I mean it this time!

Even this blog I’m refraining from anger, baby steps!

But you know what I miss more than drinking coffee? LINKING MISSISSIPPI JOHN HURT MOTHER F*CKERS. Oh god, we just censored the wrong word. This is happening, we are becoming boring and sanded and safe :(

It was fun while it lasted, but being a petulant goofball was never our life’s ambition. I know you wouldn’t know that by reading this blog over the years. Believe it or not, we worked at several studios and never once threw a fit or broke NDA, haven’t to this very day. I’m professional as F*CK! OH GOD THERE’S THAT CENSORSHIP AGAIN.

It is hard and a little sad to relinquish that goofy and abrasive side of our personality, but you know how I prefer to think of this, we are not smothering that goofy dork that likes to make games, he gets to shine every single day working on this forsaken project.

I much rather like to think of this as unlocking that poor, aspirational, and optimistic side of ourselves that’s been chained to this cave for so many years.

When you come across an animal, and it’s snared in a trap, you don’t expect it to warmly greet you as you seek to set it free. In fact, if the animal is ferocious or dangerous enough, they might fend off all kindness that might save it.

So for some time, perhaps it was this industry that caged us, but anymore, I think perhaps it’s only our attitude that can pin us down. The game is kicking arse, the industry is healing. There’s nothing that can stop us but ourselves!

And i’m gonna be damned if I spend the better part of a decade only to allow myself to shoot myself in the foot being an insufferable fucktard. HOW THE SH*T DID THAT ONE GET BY THE CENSORS!?

We’re still working on it. Hard to teach an old dog new tricks and all that. No idea how the food we picked up coding TBH.

Oh! Almost forgot we were going to blather about our friggin’ game!

Super low bar for today. I just want to get fish dropping a few items, and build out the world a little tiny bit. If we have the energy for more, great! If not, let’s not let high expectations scare us away from opening Unity and giving it our best with an empty tank and not nearly enough hours of sleep.

SWEET LORD JESUS DO I LOVE ME SOME GAHDAMN FUCKING MAXWELL HOUSE, FIFTY TONS WOULDN’T DO HALF AS GOOD AS A SINGLE PARTICLE OF THIS LOVING SPOONFUL. WAKE UP SLUT I MADE US A LOVING SPOONFUL OF FUCKING MAXWELL HOUSE.

Ain’t Maxwell House alright?

Ok, that’s it. The last idiot, nonsensical, inappropriate outburst before we go “professional”, surely this is the only thing holding us back from success, any day now our troubles are over! XD

I’m going to miss being an idiot fucktard. End of an era.