Neckbeard Rising


Game is kickin' ass!

Feelin' good, got the game size under 50 Mbs, and still a bit more optimizing and removing of assets to be done. It'll grow as we make more stuff, but the small size allows us to run on iPhone now!

There are still so many ways to tweak and tune and improve the game in so many ways, and we still have so much stuff to add.

It's enough to make your head spin, but it's an exciting feeling all the same even if we're withering away in this cave.

There may be a great number of smarm fucks out there playing their silly little petulant games, taking home their fat paychecks and smarming their drivel into the dirt. But their games are brittle and crumble like so much chaff.

That's enough neckbearding out  for now. Gonna get to organizing sounds today, going to locate all sound files in one location for easy naming and file management. It's not glitzy or glamory, but that's gamedev for ya.


























































It's so weird what our society values. Like you can wake up early, be responsible, help others, not rock the boat, work hard, care for others, go to your work, clean up after others, go the extra mile, make sure supplies are stocked, help others fulfill their duties. Do all the boring mundane shit that makes society function. But then Frank shows up to work late, brings in a bunch of donuts and schmoozes the sales people at your work, cons them into buying your companies shitty product, and suddenly the whole of the operation at your company goes to nothing. Quality doesn't matter, hard work doesn't matter, talent doesn't matter. Because everyone is up their ass to be friends with Frank, who is specifically paid well to subvert all the fucking pillars of society to leverage their bullshit to make a profit for a company willing to take the easy path and screw over harder working, more principled people to get theirs.

It's such a bag of bullshit where petulant sociopaths control the bulk of society at the whims of other petulant, well to do children all playing house and acting as though everything is fine. Everything is fine so long as they're getting theirs, so long as the giant mad machine placates the in crowd as all potential flushes into dirt.

The absolute worst thing you can do in this world is give a fuck. That's a sin that cannot be forgiven by the legions of lazy ass, back scratching smarm fucks.



Hope you've got got yo' things together,

Hope you've come quite prepared to die,

Looks like we're in for nasty weather,

One eye is taken for an eye,

Don't go out tonight, it's bound to take yo' life. There's a neckbeard on the rise.

JUST 2 MORE WEEKS!

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