If you can get  yourself just a spoonful of Maxwell's house, it'll do you good as two or three scoops of that other weak shit.

Ain't Maxwell's house alright? More fuel for the dumpster fire...

NO REST FOR THE WICKED M-THER FUCKERS

WE ARE HERE TO DRINK YOUR (delicious Maxwell house coffee) AND STEAL YOUR (loving spoonful) AT THE POINT OF A GUN, YOUR (delicious Maxwell House coffee) TO US WILL FALL, CUZ WE ARE HERE TO (brew you delicious Maxwell house coffee)